Lyrics

In My Next Life

Chorus
I wanna come back
In my next life
As a lesbian's dog.

I wanna come back
In my next life
As a lesbian's dog.

Have I been good enough
In this life
To deserve such charm?

I wanna come back
In my next life
As a lesbian's dog.

And all the best toys, I must say
I have a sweater for every single day
And long lead on which to roam and play

We take trips in the van
I'm their only man
This of course
was my original plan

Chorus

Dinners fit for a king
Grain free kibbles they bring
I couldn't want for a thing

Some say it's a choice
That's right I made the choice
To adopt one that needs me the most

Chorus (Bark Solo)

Chorus